Party alternative?

Since I had no one to take me for a drink when I concluded my coursework, I spent my time in a productive manner: surfing the web.

And what did I find? A study of the nature of bubbles in Guinness. No. This was not done by graduate students with too much time on their hands. These men are "professional scientists" with real degrees from real schools.

Why don't librarians spend more time studying alcohol?

Let's start a club!